STONED QUOTES
By e-mail from ALI (UK): ""A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend""

A quote from the canabis liberation front: ""Pot activist is a oxy-moron".

Stoney's quote:" Peer pressure sucks cause Its more for me" "Come smoke and lets be friends."

From an enlightened Pyatt:
"He who hogs the joint, gets the stonedest"

From someone:
"Be Glad You Got What You Got When You Get What You Get Because Besides What You Got You Ain't Gettin' SHIT"... (make of that what u will)

From Nancy Dodson:
"Some mornings, its just not worth gnawing through the leather straps." Emo Phillips.


From Nins:
"The Luck is Gone, The Brain is Shot, But the Liquor we still got!!!" From 'Cocktail'


From Overkill:
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed, A friend without weed is a friend you don't need."


From Cris:
"Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly"



"He who stands on toilet, is high on pot"



Here's a nice one for yall:

"Mary had a little bud, It was tight and green, And everywhere that Mary went They had to clean the screen"


From Budha:
"God made grass, man made booze, who do you trust???????


From Susie Moore:
"Eat, drink and smoke Mary...for tommorow you may die."


From Niki:
"Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life so let's get wasted and have the time of our life!"


From someone:
"When the go gest weird, the weird turns pro."


From Ben:
"When I'm dead & in my grave, No more pot & whiskey will I crave, On my tombstone it shall be seen. Here lie the bones of a smoking machine."

From Joey (My Favourite Quote):
"An empty bowl needs to be filled and a full bowl needs to be emptied."




From Someone (I forget now):
"If you are not wasted, then the day is."


I looked at the guestbook, this was GOOD:
From: Northern CA Time: 1997-09-26 22:54:00 Comments: I wrote this one day while I was stoned and would like to share it with fellow stoners. Marijuana creates a separate brain when you are stoned. (kinda like creating a new folder on your computer) Early in a stoners smoking stature (life) the brain is infant like; simple things and ideas appear to be difficult and the stoned person has impared movement and gets paranoid easily etc. The more the person gets stoned the more advanced the stoner brain becomes. It grows like a child does, and becomes more experienced until a point when it matures and skills are enhanced past the level of a normal stone free mind. My theory of marijuana brain enhancement along with long term research concludes that smoking marijuana can make you smarter and better at almost everything than not smoking marijuana. So in conclusion I recommend getting stoned often because practice makes perfect.


From Ben Davies:
"Dude, I know why we can't sleep.. Because our pupils are so big that our eyelids can't fit over them."


"At the end of the day I believe that everything that we need already exist, but we do not see it, blinded by stress, never ending routines and the destructive materialism that characterizes our life towards the end of the millenium" - Robert Miles (musician


"Reality is an illusion created by marijuana deficiency." -TA


"If in this life u dont secedes,Fuck tha world and smoke a pound A weed" By:Latenow


From CoOsmo:
"When in trouble ,when in doubt smoke a joint and mellow out."



Submit them to me, and I'll put em up -InSlA!n3