Some wicked jokes for you to steal and make your own.Plus a cool script with some awesome flash games!
We will put here weekly jokes and funny pictures. We will try our best to update it every week or so and we want ur feed back on what you think about it. Also if you have some funny stories or pics that you want to send us please dont hesitate to do so. Plus I added this little script for games, this is to occupy your mind while you are all smoked up! Have fun, it's very addictive!
OLD MAN A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also do a gramme of charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk food, and never exercise, and do pills on the weekend." "That's amazing," said the woman," how old are you?' "Twenty-six."
CHUNKS A man goes into a bar and orders a Coke. The bartender, who is used to seeing this man order liquor, asks him what's up. "I'm never drinking again!", the man says, "I got so drunk last Friday night I blew chunks!" " "Vomiting isn't nothing to quit drinking over," the bartender replies. "You don't understand -- Chunks is my dog!"
Elderly vibrator
An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice.
"Yes, ma'am."
"And they're .95?" she asks in a shaky voice.
"Yes, ma'am."
"How do you turn them off?"
BLIND Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the sh1t out of the dog. HAPPY How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares?????? NUNS Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun, Show him your cross!" So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Oi! You! FUCK off!" PROZZY What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her knickers ???? Self employed WIND Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure TRUE LOVE whats the difference between...love ...true love and showing Off? ..spitting.....swallowing...and gargling !!!!"
